new slogans:
retirement home for pitchers.
if you don't expect much, great things happen.
the home of the "if it aint broke dont fix it" dancers.
The Ted: 30% attendance - 110% merchandising.
TBS aint my be-atch no mo'!

lets call in some back-up

i've found the communist leader of north korea!

who's is this?

happy 4th, god bless america!