The Closer.

I've been called many names in my life. The closer is my favorite. I take the slop that people throw at me and I make it into something useful. If there's ten hours left and the whole project needs animating, call me. I like to think of myself as the Mariano Rivera of what i do, but it's probably more like a Jonathan Papelbon. I want myself to be all cool and collected, but in reality it looks emotional and sporadic. Some where in the middle is probably most accurate.

In case you're wondering, my least favorite nickname has been lotion, but even that is kinda fun now that I'm older and can laugh at myself.